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Amazing paper work !!

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Our Enemies But Gods of Many :) :)

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Most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations!!

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1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question: - Hey, what are you doing here? Answer: - Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question: - Sorry, did that hurt? Answer: - No, not at all, I'm on local anaesthesia...why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question: - Why, why him, of all people. Answer: - Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question: - Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?? Answer: - No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years... Stupid Question: - Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer: - Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and yo